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Sup guys, I was bored and decided to try my hand at machine translating a webnovel. For those guys who somehow found this site….. How the hell did you do it? Anyways for those of you who bothered to check this status page, please leave a comment if you found any of the sentences weird and post what you think it should be. I kinda just make up sentences from what I see from all those floating japanese words in my head.

4/16/2015 I’m so tired and my eyes are starting to go…..maybe I should take a break from translating..

4/8/2015 Yay my copies of Kenja no Deshi wo Nanoru Kenja have arrived! Time to see those pretty pictures and squiggles. Dunno if ill upload the images. (I have no idea how to do that unless maybe a camera?)

Anyways I am basically just translating it for myself to read.

Interesting facts to note:

It took me 8 hours to do the prologue.

It took me 6 hours to do Chapter 1.

It took me 9 hours to do Chapter 2.

It took me 10 hours to do Chapter 3.

It took me 12 hours to do Chapter 4.

It took me 16 hours to do Chapter 5.

It took me 18 hours to do Chapter 6.

It took me 8 hours to do Chapter 7.

It took me 7 hours to do Chapter 8.

It took me 13 hours to do Chapter 9.

It took me 18 hours to do Chapter 10.

It took me 8 hours to do Chapter 11.

It took me 7 hours to do Chapter 12.

It took me over a week to do Chapter 13.

It took us  2 – 3 days (1/2 day translating rest editing) to do Chapter 14

It took us 2 – 3 days (1/2 day translating rest editing) to do Chapter 15

It took us 2 – 3 days (1/2 day translating rest editing) to do Chapter 16


61 responses

  1. i guess that was Fate that i found this blog, can’t wait to read the next chapter… good luck and thanks for sharing…. it’s on my bookmarks now ^.^V


    April 8, 2015 at 11:44 am

  2. Irina_Akashira

    If you want to upolad the images, you can find links of the published volumes in internet, including images

    Liked by 2 people

    April 12, 2015 at 5:58 pm

  3. You could always try to scan the book for images.
    If you have a smartphone there are apps that makes scanning possible from your phone. Scanner Pro for iphone as example.
    Thank you very much for translating and editing!


    April 20, 2015 at 9:28 am

  4. muelproject

    lol,, just stumble upon this from other translator site,,

    so are fish win over the eagle..??


    April 20, 2015 at 10:46 pm

    • Dunno, I thought that Eagle would be continuing his own version of the translation. In terms of speed I guess? 1 – 2 chapters a week or more if I don’t have anything more important to do…


      April 20, 2015 at 11:12 pm

      • muelproject

        oh,, so eagle are got busted by fish when he fly over the water huh,,

        well, i’ll take leecher title from your site,,

        and thank.


        April 20, 2015 at 11:14 pm

  5. flatmo

    Thanks for doing this! Even though it looks like tough work.


    April 21, 2015 at 4:06 pm

  6. Sanngrior

    thanks for doing the story. though (same as typical leecher) i really wish it was further in and frequently updatin :S


    April 22, 2015 at 11:04 am

  7. exqalph03

    oh~! What a blessing~! haha~ XD!
    —Thanks for doing this~ ^^.


    April 22, 2015 at 11:06 am

  8. Holy shit a translation for this novel?! Fucking awesome!! Ever since I read Estelion’s teaser I’ve been wanting for more.

    Finding a site like yours is like finding a random gold mine lol!

    Do you mind if I tell others about this place or do you like to keep a low profile?

    As for how I stumbled upon it… I was browsing the Light novels reddit when I saw a discussion on this novel’s 12th chapter. I was like “Wait what, chapter 12? I don’t recall anyone translating this. Maybe they are discussing RAWs?” But I had to know for sure. Lo and behold a darkfish was then revealed to me.

    That being said, thanks fit the translations! I know what I’ll being doing for the rest of the night haha.


    April 23, 2015 at 5:47 am

  9. RennasS

    I was wandering aimlessly in the ocean searching for the meaning of life while suddenly spot this oasis.

    One of the blogs I follow like your page, I just randomly click yours.


    April 23, 2015 at 12:17 pm

  10. Any sentences weird you say, all the chapter headers are weird I say. I dare not even begin to think of how to ‘correct’ them :S


    May 1, 2015 at 3:44 pm

  11. Noooo!!!! This is supposed to be my project! I wanna cry!


    May 2, 2015 at 3:39 pm

  12. aria crandall

    I found you after a week of looking at light novel translation sites and can i just say thank you so much! this story is awesome and it makes me so happy some one picked it up.


    May 3, 2015 at 7:10 am

  13. x3al

    How about a joint after your finals? My english is bad tho.


    May 13, 2015 at 12:41 pm

    • joint?


      May 13, 2015 at 9:20 pm

      • x3al

        Collaborate translation. I had read this WN up to ch97 and coulda re-read and make draft translation if you want. My English is bad but Japanese should be better than machine translation.


        May 15, 2015 at 4:20 pm

      • Sure, you know Japanese so its better translation. More translators working on this is better and I’ll be able to read. 😀 I can look over your draft on the translation and you could look over mine to make sure the meaning gets across.


        May 15, 2015 at 9:43 pm

  14. to the above wouldnt it be better for x3al to do part translation and darkfish to finish for instance split the chapter in half and each do that or one go a couple of chapter ahead and start there


    May 21, 2015 at 3:56 pm

  15. hecate

    Now that you mention it, where did i found this web ….. Forgot it >..<


    May 24, 2015 at 8:06 am

  16. Tcol521

    I found this through mangaupdate reincarnation list. I NEED MMMOOOAARR!!!


    June 1, 2015 at 3:12 pm

  17. Found you through a random


    June 9, 2015 at 5:50 pm

  18. koko

    i neeeeedd moreeee 😀


    June 13, 2015 at 11:10 am

  19. Anja

    First saw this series on Oniichanyamete, under “series about protagonists with vaginas. that person did 2 chapters. I’m really thankful that it’s being translated. Saw the chapter update on reddit /lightnovels


    June 13, 2015 at 8:36 pm

  20. chaosdichter

    some loli wrote the link on a giant rock and threw it at me TwT


    July 1, 2015 at 3:42 pm

    • A loli threw a rock at you mhm..


      July 4, 2015 at 8:26 am

      • chaosdichter

        yes it was shoking i was just reading some light novels when i heard a loud shout (ONIIIIII CHAAAAANNNN) and when i turned around all i could see was dat loli and the rock that was about to hit my face
        pls tell me why is it that all lolis are so god damn over powered QwQ


        July 4, 2015 at 6:49 pm

  21. WumboCombo

    I wanna know how long it took to work on chapters 16-21.


    July 2, 2015 at 10:00 am

    • Uh, um…… I’ll ask zeal how long it takes him to speed through a chapter. For me it depends on my motivation that day.


      July 4, 2015 at 8:22 am

  22. SomeDude

    I know what you did there… hehehehe

    Thank you for the chapter ~~

    ps: I’m sure because the power of loli you just released chapter 22 XD

    Liked by 1 person

    July 4, 2015 at 8:17 am

  23. Sorris

    Any idea when we’ll see chapter 23? Looks like the stories about to pick up a bit. Well a dungeon crawl anyhow.


    July 13, 2015 at 1:01 am

  24. N

    Just finished ch 22nd
    Currently waiting for ch 23..


    July 14, 2015 at 9:16 am

  25. Well, that shot down my hopes for the dungeon crawl to start in that chapter 🙂


    July 14, 2015 at 4:25 pm

  26. thewanderinglurker

    How do you usually update/translate/watchamacallit this web novel before said vacation? Weekly? Or depending on mood? o.o?


    July 14, 2015 at 8:19 pm

    • Hopefully once a week? Not really committed to it though, so it depends on my mood. Also on X3al’s mood I think too.


      July 14, 2015 at 8:48 pm

      • thewanderinglurker

        That so? Tyvm for replying: didn’t know there was a sidebar for this. D:


        July 14, 2015 at 9:13 pm

      • sidebar?


        July 14, 2015 at 9:52 pm

  27. HolyPkerz

    Found this from a recommendations board:
    Just started reading this yesterday and I’m already hooked. Thanks for the translations!


    July 23, 2015 at 12:50 pm

  28. chaosdichter

    oh our lord and translator dark fish sama give us a sign


    July 28, 2015 at 7:25 pm

    • Mhm maybe tomorrow or the day after? I’ve been busy these days.


      July 30, 2015 at 12:25 am

      • chaosdichter

        our lord has spoken OwO


        July 30, 2015 at 5:12 am

  29. Fun! got it as a recomandation inside a game, and read it twice.

    looking forward to the next one.


    August 3, 2015 at 6:59 am

  30. Wanga


    I wanted to get in touch as I am in the process of creating a platform in which translators can increase their popularity and reach a much larger audience by sharing their reader base with each other. We are making a platform to benefit translators, they each get to create ‘mini sites’ which will host their content alongside other translators within the same genre. We are not looking to take anything from you and have methods in place to ensure by sharing a readership, each translator will only benefit to the maximum extent. I would like to talk with you more about this in detail.

    Please let me know if you have interest?

    Liked by 1 person

    August 13, 2015 at 6:54 pm

  31. udin-san

    how did I found this site? there is only one true answer, It’s fate B-)
    keep up the good work~


    September 19, 2015 at 1:16 am

  32. Madospicy showed me the way here


    October 25, 2015 at 1:49 pm

  33. ayashi

    I found you via


    November 6, 2015 at 10:33 am

  34. hana

    Thanks you


    November 21, 2015 at 2:32 am

  35. Shiroyasha

    An awesome read if i say so myself after having read quite alot of LN and WN i think this is one of my top 5 😀 Thanks alot for translating this is it possible to know where i can buy the book also ?


    December 2, 2015 at 3:55 am

  36. I really enjoyed this one. Thanks for taken the time to put it up.


    December 7, 2015 at 4:16 am

  37. mllhild

    How long are you taking now to tranlate the chapters? I’m trying to translate the first chapters of a webnovel and want to know if I can expect to increase in speed after some time.

    Also thank you for the translation. I also read the lightnovel translation and on chapter 12 they already had different scenes. I hope you continue to translate the webnovel.


    December 21, 2015 at 11:07 am

  38. Ebisu

    It would be nice some status update. Need feeding maybe ?

    Well… Merry Christmas !


    December 26, 2015 at 7:48 pm

  39. Fallen


    Liked by 1 person

    January 11, 2016 at 9:39 pm

  40. When the novel is good, and the translation is too, looking this site is easy >.> !!!!


    February 18, 2016 at 8:24 am

  41. Don’t stop translating this I have only found 2 series that will go beyond the first stage of the main plot and I’m about to cry because of it.
    Well do your best. I have ran into this by links I think it was my third one from another web novel page.


    May 25, 2016 at 12:04 pm

  42. Goodluck on translating


    December 17, 2016 at 9:42 am



    January 18, 2017 at 12:21 pm

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